Excerpts from a Diary

I just Can't Stand..

PERKY PEOPLE - namely co-workers and callers to my company - "HI, HOW ARE YOU TODAY! DID YOU HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND? BEAUTIFUL WEATHER ISN'T IT?" First of all that is just too much to have all in one greeting and if you took a break, you would notice that I was neck deep in paperwork and did not really give a shit about your goddamned weekend. Arrrghhh!

NEEDY PEOPLE - dispite the fact that I am a shameless needy person myself, I detest the attitude in others.

INDECISIVE DRIVERS - I really hate the people the dance in the street. That can't seem to decided whether they are coming or going. I feel threatened and annoyed by the lack of trust in their own instincts.

SLOW LEARNERS - little yellow school bus rejects witht the helmets on! GOD! Let me do it.

WEAKWILLED MEN - grow a dick, make a move...handle your business.

USELESS MEN - you get my meaning.

SMALL DOGS - nothing that small should make that much noise.

DEPARTMENT STORE CLERKS -

ELEVATOR MUSIC -

DOOR MEN -

TOOTHLESS WHITE TRASH -

MENSTRUAL CYCLES - such an unnecessary interruption.

WATER FOUNTAINS - I am always the one to find the gum.

SCHOOL CAFETERIAS - what is that SMELL!

AFRICAN MEN - Arrrrrghhh - this is not a racial stab but for those of you out there and black without being fully in touch with Mother Africa you should be able to catch my drift.

DEMI BRAS - As a full coverage canidate - I really hate these bras.

SNORING - nothing should interrupt my sleep, not even your sleep.

YELLOW POST IT NOTES - do you ever notice that nothing good ever comes from someone leaving you a yellow post it note. Blue, green, orange or purple ones are not the problem it is those damned yellow ones with the scrawled reminders and asinine requests.

posted by Onika @ 5:25 PM